A downloadable game

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Pirate Physics is a poor man's wacky fun fun time for you and your sibling!
Knock the enemy's men off their ship with cannonballs - and physics!

Choose from one of two major classes in the game, and your annoying little brother gets the other one. Be a Pirate and let that scum be the marine. No siblings? play it with the missus, play with with your dad, Pirate Physics is so simple, even grandma can get in on the action.

StatusIn development
Release date Apr 17, 2019
AuthorRory Mitchell
Made withConstruct
Tags2D, Arcade, Local multiplayer, Physics, Pixel Art
Average sessionA few seconds
InputsKeyboard, Mouse
MultiplayerLocal multiplayer
Player count1 - 2


Buy Now$1.00 USD or more

In order to download this game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $1 USD. You will get access to the following files:

PiratePhysics_0006_mac64.zip 83 MB
Pirate Physics v0007 (win32) 68 MB
Pirate Physics v0007 (win64) 72 MB
Pirate Physics v0007 (Linus64) 73 MB
Pirate Physics v0007 (Mac64) (Thank you MikalDev) 52 MB

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Getting a crash on launching the Mac version (I can share details on Discord if you need.) Looking forward to trying it it!